| An essay of rapid fire wit.
Rule #1 Why First Impressions Do Matter! Rule #2 Fine Art of not being Possessive! Rule #3 Dodging Women Mind Games that Women Play Ego Crushing Death Blow Tactics Rule #4 Art of Insult: Criticism Vs. Compliments Rule #5 Dating Women: Always Date More Than One Women at a Time
A preview of Rule #1 Why First Impressions Do Matter!
Unless your mother gave birth to a fully enlightened narcissist, it takes time for most of us to become aware, or accept, the Darwinian world of looking good to attract women. We must never forget humankind also inherits the phenomenon of courting and competing for a mate along with other critters occupying the animal kingdom; like the glorious array of colors seen fanned out in male peacock's feathers, the male antelope arching their necks high to display their horns, the desperate sounding little bird yodeling off high-pitch vowels for a piece of ass...
It's simply too easy to sit back in your chair with a forty-inch waist and your uncombed hair, smirking like the wise-old-owl bathing in your body odor thinking the world is a shallow place, and how women should look past your yellow teeth to acknowledge how incredible you really are...
A preview of Rule #3 Dodging Women Mind Games that Women Play Ego Crushing Death Blow Tactics
Many women are linguistic ninjas that mastered the art of the ego death blow. This skill has been past down from generation to generation next to hot soapy dishwater meetings and tea party gatherings; compelling our fathers, grandfathers, and their butt crack to bend over and fix the sprinkler system when they would rather be watching the football game.
I'm not sure when the trend of father figure or male role model went from John Wayne's masculine belt buckle to neutered idiot falling over himself when caught poking his head in the refrigerator.
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